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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 13:51

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
No way
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Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
How long did it take you to get used to your CPAP machine?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
No go.
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Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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