What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 13:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

No way

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Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

How long did it take you to get used to your CPAP machine?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

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Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do so many FtM people act like MtF people don't exist and what the hell am I supposed to do as an MtF person?

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

No go.

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Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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No, not a chance

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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